Gnomeo & Juliet Quotes (2025)

Gnomeo & Juliet is a 2011 computer-animated family film. It is about two gnomes, the brave Gnomeo (James McAvoy) and the beautiful Juliet (Emily Blunt), who fall in love, only to discover that their "teams" are against each other and that their love must be a secret. Here is a list of quotes from the movie, by character.

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Year:: 2011
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Lady Bluebury: [To Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?Lord Redbrick: [Offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.Redbrick: [Angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?Juliet: [Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.Nanette: [Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

Fawn: You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]Nanette: Definitely not.

[After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?Juliet: [Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid?

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Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name![Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]

Redbrick: [About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes![Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]

Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.

Juliet: He's a blue.Gnomeo: And she's a red.Featherstone: And I'm pink! Who cares?

[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]Juliet: [Anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?Gnomeo: [Whispering] There's nobody here.Juliet: [Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?Gnomeo: [Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?Juliet: [Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]Gnomeo: [Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!

Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! Are you losing the war in your garden?Benny: Never!Announcer: Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!Benny: Bring it on.Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!Benny: This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]Announcer: MEOW!!!

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